Realistic of the HYPER kind

Realistic of the hyper kind

i used to love spongebob, but not anymore. i go to college and  want nostalgia so i looked on ebay for old spongebob episodes because the new ones suck *cough* the splinter *cough*. everything was too expensive exept one item. it was only $1 so i was like "fuck it" and i bought the disk. what was strange was it arrived 666 seconds after i bought it but i was like "eh, its probably a glitch" and shrugged it off.the disk was plain and silver but the cover was scary as fuck. it had spongebob with black eyes but these werent normal eyes, they were thick and deep with glowing red pupils. you could say, they were realistic, OF THE HYPER KIND.  blood was coming out of his mouth it was so realistic, i felt i could touch it. i could swear IT WAS REALISTIC OF THE HYPER KIND, so i was like "screw this, Modern spongebob sucks, Its to fucking realistic" and i threw it away. i mean, its just a dollar.